Geologic Time Mug - 4.56 Billion Years in the Making

Drink your coffee on a timeline that puts your morning deadline into perspective.

The Geologic Time Mug is a colorful, detailed tutorial of Earth's history wrapped right around your beverage. From the Hadean Eon to the Quaternary Period, it charts 26 distinct eons, epochs, and eras, complete with illustrations of the fossils and life forms that defined them.

Whether you are a professional geologist, an amateur paleontologist, or just someone who appreciates that it took 4.56 billion years to make this cup of coffee, this is the perfect desk companion.

Features:

• Colorful & Educational: accurately depicts the stratigraphic column and key biological events.
• Built for Real Life: Unlike many novelty mugs, this one is fully microwave and dishwasher safe.
• Gift Ready: Arrives in a colorful presentation box.

Product Specifications:

• Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
• Material: Ceramic
• Capacity: 14 oz (400 mL)
• Care Instructions: Dishwasher and Microwave Safe
• Safety Standards: FDA Approved, CA Prop 65 Compliant, & CCPSA (Canada) Compliant
• Packaging: Gift Box included (Made from Recycled Materials)

🔭 From the Desk of Paul Bracken:

As astronomers, we are obsessed with "deep time"—looking back billions of years into the universe. But sometimes it’s good to look down at the rock we are standing on. Planetary science is just geology on other worlds, after all.

I love this mug because it visualizes just how much history is beneath our feet. Plus, it holds a solid 14 ounces, which is exactly the fuel I need when I'm processing image data late at night.